Auburn at IDLE
After what we have gone through these first 6 games it was time for a cupcake. @barner_burner...TOC? Maybe @benmcaliley can give us a weekend hot food take to pass our Saturday. Our Felines need to lick their wounds and heal up for the 2nd half of the season. I think Jack Frost needs to give the Baby GOAT another look. With the way things have gone...at least he would hand it off to 27 on 4th and 1. Let's take another step forward this week. Defense pitches a shutty.....LET"S GO!!!! And like the Talking Heads sang, we will be ......"Barning down the house!"
Patrick's Loser...Idle by 2
South Carolina at Alabama
Last Week:👀
Lionel Ritchie's Boys- 40
Fat Red Pachyderms- 35
Well the honeymoon is over and Boss Hogg and the Pachyderm fans are already in marriage counseling after last week.
Boss Hogg and his Fat Red Pachyderms welcome the Palmetto State Hens to the Boar's Nest today. The Hens and their coach, an over-caffienated Tony Robbins, have been Jekyll and Hyde this season. They play more like Heckle and Jeckle today. Here's something that National Geographic never taught me...Pachyderms eat Chicken. It's all you can eat today....
Patrick's Loser...South Carolina by 18
Ohio State at Oregon
Blackbeard and his Poisonous Seeds take the Oregon Trail out west to face Daffy and the Guys. This Quack Attack is for real but haven't been overly impressive on offense. I think MC Hammer described these Poisonous Seeds the best...they are "2 Legit 2 Quit". This may come down to who has the ball last. It will be closer than Lane Meyer and Roy Stalin racing down the K-12.
Patrick's Loser....Oregon by 1
Ole Miss at LSU
Joey Freshwater leaves the bar at last call on White Claw Wednesday and transports his Rebel Black Bear Sharks down to the bayou. Lying in wait will be the Red Stick Carnival Eats. These Batter Dipped Weenies have been more up and down than the Tilt-a-Whirl....on both sides of the ball. Neither defense is elite so the Tiger Stadium scoreboard could be lighting up like a pinball machine. To quote Nick Martinelli...this one should be tighter than a gnats nose stretched over a rainbow. Will there be any voodoo for the home team tonight? Or will Joey Freshwater steal Jobu's Rum. Rebel Black Bear Shark D-line with a big sack late to escape with the upset.
Patrick's Loser...LSWho by 3
Texas vs Oklahoma
Red River Shootout
The State Fair of Texas and Fair Park grounds welcome the Lonestar State Biting Stripper Monkeys and the Covered Wagons to the Cotton Bowl today for one of the top 4 greatest football rivalry games in the country. This one is offense vs defense. Unfortunately, I think the Covered Wagon D can be had. The Biting Stripper Monkeys will be swinging around the goal post early and often. The NIL in this one will be paid in $1's.
Patrick's Loser...Oklahoma by 13
Other Games:
--Show Me Kats are fraudulent but Few Strokes Guys are awful.
Patrick's Loser...UMass by 30
--Crack Enhanced Kitty Kats too wired for Goblin Monks to keep up.
Patrick's Loser...Wake Forest by 12
--Chico's Bail Bonds Yellow Yogis pack their pic-a-nic basket and travel across the country only to have the 3 Rivers Kats beat them up and steal their food.
Patrick's Loser...Cal by 8
--Little Engine that Could runs over Champaign Tribe.
Patrick's Loser...Illinois by 6
--Giant Water Lizards become shoes and handbags up on Rocky Top. Bluetick Coonhounds with a new chew toy.
Patrick's Loser...Florida by 13
--The Rocky Mountain Tatankas get blinded in the reflection of Amazon Prime's Mr. T starter kit. Little Apple Kats capitalize.
Patrick's Loser...Colorado by 9
And there ya have it, another week of Patrick's Losers. If Patrick picked winners, he would pick BarnerSupply.com for his gear. Because if you aren't wearing Barner, you might as well be wearing houndstooth! Make sure to follow @BarnerSupply for updates, competition, and general updates on the "Between Two Barns" podcast.
Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on 𝕏 @gameday_south where he post more of his awesome thoughts #WDE
