Idle vs Auburn
The East Alabama Felines are licking their wounds as Idle comes to town for a showdown. This week's teleconference probably went something like this..."Hugh, what are you doing back in the SEC?" ...."Eh...couldn't cut it in the Mexican Leagues" I am not sure we can score, but.....hang on....I'm being told that after watching game film of our Defense, Idle has forfeited. Good thing too, because we couldn't score on the Vegas strip with a hundred-dollar bill pinned to our chest. Hang the banner, it's a blowout. Barn Hard!
Patrick's Loser...Idle by 1
(Editor - Vegas odds actually have Idle winning this by 4.5)
Boss Hogg and his Fat Pink Pachyderms welcome Dora the Explorer's Cousin and the rest of Lionel Ritchie's Boys to the Boar's Nest today. Hope Dora's Cousin is ready....because he will be catching a beatdown...." all night long". There was a better chance of Roscoe catching Bo and Luke than Lionel Ritchie's Boys winning this game. This one is a get-back game, and the Red Algae Bloom Wave offense will score more than Eugene Levy and Rick Moranis did in the jungles near Club Paradise. Anchor Down?....way down.
Patrick's Loser...Vandy by 27
Captain Coopertone and The Lonestar State Biting Stripper Monkeys head to the land of Jorts and bad haircuts to take on Sunbelt Billy and his Giant Water Lizards. One team has a turnover machine at QB, and the other has a Manning. That one may need a 23andMe check to make sure of that status. His play has been as bad as Ronald Miller's version of the African Anteater Ritual. No offense to Anteaters. I honestly think this one is still close at half, but 2 picks in the second half drown the Water Lizards' chances.
Patrick's Loser...Florida by 10
Sea-Bass and the rest of the Windblown Ibises blow into the Happy Hunting Ground today to take on Chief Osceola's Frauds of the Feather...I'm sorry, I meant Friends of the Feather. 😉 As Detective Marcus Burnett would say..."That's my bad". After all the hype that came with beating the Fat Pink Pachyderms, Double Dribble U brought them "back to life, back to reality." How many of you reread that and sang it? They are about to come back to Earth harder than an Omega Mu pushed off the high dive. Either Double Dribble U is really good or the Criminoles are faker than Terry Griffith at Sturgis Wilder. I'm betting the latter.
Patrick's Loser...Florida State by 13
Other Games:
-Stark-Vegas Bullpups are not at the Blue Oyster Bar in time for Happy Hour. They get a full price beating.
Patrick's Loser...Miss St by 6
-Yellow Bolts should have stayed home. Covered Wagons roll, and Kent is not a State.
Patrick's Loser...Kent St by 27
-The Bourbon Soaked Kitties stumble betwixt the shrubs, get barked at, and bitten. Time for a rabies shot.
Patrick's Loser...Kentucky by 12
Blackbeard and his Poisonous Seeds break an oar off in a Yellow Rodents' a**.
Patrick's Loser...Minnesota by 17
-Steve Urkel's Mt Nittany Kats beat the worst team in the country. Way to go, Nico.
Patrick's Loser...ucLa by 26
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Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on 𝕏 @gameday_south, where he posts more of his awesome thoughts #WDE
