Auburn at Oklahoma
Jack Frost takes his Stormtrooper Felines on the road to Tornado Alley to face the Covered Wagons. The Covered Wagons come into this one firing on all cylinders offensively and defensively. The Felines come in on offense, still looking like Lane Meyer trying to figure out how to ski the K-12, and on defense, they couldn't tackle Kim Cattrall. #IYKYK If those two things weren't bad enough, our receivers were so bad last week they couldn't catch strays. I really hope 3 different coaches have been calling plays up until now...because that is exactly what it looks like. It's been about as unpredictable as a Tri-Lamb with hidden camera equipment and time to spare. Do you like pie? Anyway...I'm getting off topic. If the Stormtrooper Felines don't find a way to pass protect and tackle, this one could get ugly. But like little Natalie Wood said..."I believe, I believe...it's silly, but I believe". We can do this, fam....forget the Covered Wagons...let's circle the Star Destroyers and win this one together!!! There is only one way to Barn...and that's Hard!
Patrick's losers...Oklahoma by 2
Idle at Alabama
Fat Red Pachyderms are alone at the Boar's Nest this week. Boss Hogg is just hanging out with Roscoe today.
Patrick's winner...Bo, Luke, Daisy, and college football fans everywhere.
Tulane at Ole Miss
The Emerald Tsunami crashes into the Grove today to take on Joey Freshwater and his Rebel Black Bear Sharks. After his 90s night at the local Sorority House, I'm hearing Joey had a guys' night. And after a night of cards, chips, dips, and dorks ...Joey is on the prowl more than Lacey Underall at Ty Webb's house. The Emerald Tsunami will not go down as easily. Lucky for Joey, his QB was dropping dimes last week like Carl Spackler dropping gopher traps. This one is close for a while but ends up looking worse than a floating Baby Ruth in the neighborhood pool.
Patrick's Loser...Tulane by 18
Texas Tech at Utah
The Scarlet Marauders travel to Sodium Pond Town to take on the Two Yutes. Going against the Two Yutes defense, this Scarlet Marauder team will look like they have mud in their tires. Meanwhile, the Two Yutes offense will be running with the precision of a Craftsman torque wrench and a pounding running game like Mona Lisa Vito's biological clock. Scarlet Marauders get unmasked....this pick is dead on balls accurate.
Patrick's Loser...Texas Tech by 8
BYU at East Carolina
The Tabernacle Choir takes their show on board The Inferno today to try and steal the One Eyed Willys' rich stuff. Unfortunately for the Fighting Joseph Smiths, One Eyed Willy and his Buccaneers have been setting booty traps.
Patrick's Loser...BYU by 3
South Carolina at Missouri
The Used Car Salesman and his Palmetto State Chickens leave Columbia to head to ...Columbia today, take on Lewis Skolnick and his Show Me Kats. If their QB is on the shelf, the Chickens have about as much of a chance to win as the Hickory Huskers against South Bend Central in the state finals.....Hang on, I'm being told that Hickory did beat South Bend Central. " So you're telling me there's a chance..."...Nope...Show Me Kats has more dudes than the Blue Oyster Bar during Happy Hour.
Patrick's Loser...South Carolina by 13
Florida at Miami
Sunbelt Billy and his Giant Water Lizards swim south to Coral Gables to take on the Tropical Cyclones. The Windy Ibises will stand strong in the storm, while the Giant Water Lizards end up on Jack Colton's feet after Saturday. Last stand for Sunbelt Billy? Pick up your pick slip.
Patrick's Loser...Florida by 17
Illinois at Indiana
The Iroquois from the Land of Lincoln travel east into inferior corn territory to take on the Fighting Bobby Knights. The Bobby Knights are softer than a King's Hawaiian Roll in the trenches....Iroquois push them around easier than a Yugo in neutral.
Patrick's Loser...Indiana by 8
Other Games:
Arizona St at Baylor
-Pitchfork Pack gets their horns stuck in the honey pot. Chip and Joana's Honeypot Lickers feast.
Patrick's Loser...Arizona St. by 6
Cal at San Diego St
-In the Cinemax After Dark game...the Chico's Bail Bonds Yellow Yogis try to steal the pic-a-nic baskets of the local Nahuatls, and get overrun by ants. Cheers to the winners!
Patrick's Loser...Cal by 2
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