Arkansas at Auburn
Pizza the Hut and his Spiked Piggies ride onto the Plains on the back of Evel Knievel's motorcycle. Welcoming them will be Frozone's East Alabama Felines. It must be feeding time for the Felines as there seems to be a Baby GOAT in the enclosure. Never mind...that's just Hank. The Spiked Piggies have looked good early this season. Coach Knievel can't ride a motorcycle, *cough*, but he can flat out coach ball. The Feline D has been less than impressive at times. They better take a giant step forward this week because so far, we couldn't stop constipation. Will the Felines have BBQ for lunch? Will the offense continue to improve? For our sake Fam...I hope so. I'm reminded of the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, who famously said..."If you're going to Barn...Barn Hard!!!" Break out the barbecue sauce!
Patrick's Loser...Arkansas by 4
Idle at Alabama
Boss Hogg and his Fat Red Pachyderms stay at the Boar's Nest this week for some rest and to cook up some trickeration for the Peach State Leg Humpers next week. Not sure they will need it.
Patrick's Loser...Idle
Florida at Miss State
The Giant Water Lizards leave the Sunshine State and head to Stark-Vegas today. Waiting on them will be a pack of Slobbering Bullpups. Please tell me this is the 11am Jefferson Pilot game and the screen still looks like a dirty windshield. I would rather watch a Hallmark Christmas movie marathon than these 2 teams. They are both trashier than a tramp stamp...on a guy. Oh well, someone has to lose.
Patrick's Loser...Miss State by 6
USC at Michigan
The Fake Horse Guys ride into the Big House today to take on Coach Crier and the Fighting Hugh Jackmans. It's welcome to Big 27 football(or however many teams they have now) for USC. The Fake Horse Guys are riding high based on a win over a mediocre Red Stick Carnival Eats team. The Lonestar State Biting Stripper Monkeys proved that the Kids from Calumet are faker than a Kardashian and easier to score on. Not so fast....I think this one stays close.
Patrick's Loser...Michigan by 2
Other Games:
--Philly Kitty Kats battle some Turtles. I would be excited if this were basketball.
Patrick's Loser...Villanova by 13
--Hillbillys take the "Country Roads" to go Jaybird hunting.
Patrick's Loser...Kansas by 4
--Bluetick Coonhounds leave Rocky Top and invade Norman today. Covered Wagons are circled but Coonhounds lift a leg on them.
Patrick's Loser...Oklahoma by 17
--Red Sashes draw down on Vinny and the 2 Yutes. The Yutes escape with a can of tuna and a dub.
Patrick's Loser..Okie State by 1
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Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on š @gameday_south where he post more of his awesome thoughts #WDE
