New Mexico at Auburn
"š¶...Then put your little hand in mine, there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb...Babe...I got you babe...š¶ "
Wake up AU Fam, it's Groundhog day!!!!...sorry, I meant Game day. It just feels like we're trapped in Groundhog Day after last week's performance. This week the Nuevo Mexico Timber Wolves ride onto the Plains to take on Frozone and his East Alabama Felines. Are our beloved Felines done licking their wounds from the pic-a-nic basket bashing Yogi and Boo-Boo delivered last week? Will we see the Baby GOAT taking snaps this week, (rumor now is he starts) or will it still be Soul Glo Mullet? These Wolves can score, so the defense needs to continue to improve. Whether its the Thorne Identity or Swag Surfin' with the Baby Goat, I think the offense balls out. Sorry Timber Wolves, hope you enjoyed our lemonade and a beat down. Barn Baby Barn!!!
Patrick's Loser...New Mexico by 24
Alabama at Wisconsin
Boss Hogg and his Fat Red Pachyderms load up in the white Cadillac and leave the Boar's Nest on a long drive north to the House of Pain. What they will find there are some Striped Headed Weasels ready to attack. These Weasels can "Jump Around" all they want, but they just don't have the speed to stay with this Red Algae Bloom Wave. Early in the week I thought the Weasels chance in this one was about as good as getting Big Enus to actually pay for 500 cases of illegal Coors. I think with the right defensive game plan to contain the Pachyderm QB, the Weasels can keep it close. Not close enough late, sorry Amy Fickell, your seventh child gets beat up at home.
Patrick's Loser...Wisconsin by 13
LSU at South Carolina
The Red Stick Carnival Eats roll into the Williams Brice to take on the Palmetto State Chickens. Not sure what to make of either of these teams after 2 weeks. The Carnival Eats rushing offense is worse than Anthony Michael Hall's "rizz" in 16 Candles. Chickens looked good in their road opener in the Commonwealth. I think this one stays close. Advantage to home team?...Chickens say... Eat Mor Korndogs.
Patrick's Loser.....LSU by 1
Other Games:
--Quack Attack tries to make Howard the Duck proud and score on some Beavers. Sorry, Beverly.
Patrick's Loser...Oregon State by 12
-- Hearing Free Shoes U is changing their name to Half Price Shoes U. Can't afford to give them away when you are saving for a buyout. Beale Street Kats underrated? Yep! Chief Osceola loses his scalp.
Patrick's Loser...FSU by 3
--Lassie Look-a-Likes leave Giant Water Lizards chasing their tail.
Patrick's Loser...Florida by 8
--Larry the Dr Pepper Guy and his Peach State Leg Humpers go to town on Mollie McGrath's Mildcats. This one could get ...U...G...L...Y!
Patrick's Loser...Kentucky by 37
--Testicle State Redbirds get caught in Tropical Cyclone. Too soggy to fly.
Patrick's Loser...Ball St by 38
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Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on š @gameday_south where he post more of his awesome thoughts #WDE
