It's Patrick's Losers Week 2 Edition....
Let's get ready to Rumble!!!
Southern Miss at Auburn
Welcome to the Gulag After Dark! No this is not 90's Skinemax. Ginger Spice Drago and his East Alabama Siberian Felines welcome the Tweety Birds from the 'burg to the Plains today. The Felines escaped the ATL with an ugly win week 1. The Tweety Birds dominated the State of Alcorn in week one. Tweetys can run the ball, Felines LB Corp should be licking their chops for this one. As for the Feline offense, I would like to see consistency and more rhythm in the play calling. The play-calling last week was as awkward as Ronald Miller breaking out the African Anteater Ritual at the school dance. I need the rhythm from Micheal Jackson's "Beat It" video. We also need to give a few different guys a look on the OL to get that figured out. I think we see improvement across the board for the Felines. Ginger Spice Drago gets his first home dub! See you at Toomer's Corner.
Patrick's Loser...Southern Miss by 22
Alabama at Kentucky
It's only week 2 but Boss Hogg loads up the big white Cadillac and takes his Fat Pink Pachyderms to the Bluegrass state to take on the Bourbon Soaked Kitties. I have seen a couple of publications picking an upset in this one. Apparently those 2 writers have been at the top of the K12 snorting pure snow with Charles DeMar. Bourbon Soaked Kitties keep it close for a half then they fall apart like Team Mongoose at Helltrack. Fat Pink Pachyderms are not Cru Jones but they get the job done today. Red Algae Bloom Wave too much in the 2nd half.
Patrick's Loser...Kentucky by 13
Ohio State at Texas
Panama Jack and his Lonestar State Biting Stripper Monkeys welcome Blackbeard and his Poisonous Seeds to Austin today. Neither of these teams is pulling a Brantley Foster and sneaking around pretending to be somebody else. This is #4 at home versus #1. Can "23andMe" Manning show his bloodline today and lead his Biting Stripper Monkeys to a huge win? They better hope Cam's hands look like Clifford Franklin's did after a quickie with an elephant...or he may fumble with the game on the line. I'm just saying I have seen that happen. This one should be about as much fun as a cricket in your shorts. With the game on the line the Stripper Monkey offense bogs down in baby oil and body glitter.
Patrick's Loser...Texas by 2
Oklahoma at Texas
Skeletor takes his Covered Wagons to Motor City West to take on the Kids from Calumet. The Kids from Calumet are really 0-1 after a Week 1 head scratching loss to a Western Oven Mitt Wild Horses team that was absolutely robbed by the Big 10. Apparently they are running a "save the clock tower" fundraiser for their secret clock. This one should not be much of a game. May be as ugly as Chet after Lisa got through "talking" to him about how he was treating Gary and Wyatt. Expect to Covered Wagons to roll.
Patrick's Loser...Michigan by 16
Other Games:
Quack Attack ....56
40 Year Old Men ....10
Lassie Wannabes....38
Satans del Sol....17
Peach State Leg Humpers...48
Fighting Jack & Jills....13
Creamsicle Coonhounds...27
Varsity Nerd Bees...13
The Two Yutes....31
Spiked Piggies....17
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Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on 𝕏 @gameday_south, where he posts more of his awesome