Patrick's Losers
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Cal at Auburn
Kelly Leak and his Chico's Bail Bonds Yellow Yogis invade the Plains today. Lying in wait will be Frozone's pride of East Alabama Felines. After what I saw in Jordan-Hare last week, I hope the Yogis packed a lunch in their pic-a-nic basket. I haven't seen a beating like the Felines delivered since somebody shoved a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. This was a close game last year in Berkley...but I don't think the Yogis are ready for the atmosphere of Jordan-Hare. The stadium will be rockin'. Our beloved Felines make a statement.
Patrick's Loser...Cal by 18
South Florida at Alabama
The Fighting Ferdinands make a stop at the Boar's Nest today to take on Boss Hogg and his Fat Red Pachyderms. This Ferdinand offense is faster than Benny the Jet and has the creativity of Squints putting the moves on Wendy Peffercorn. The problem is, even with Boss Hogg at the helm now, this Red Algae Bloom Wave is still loaded with... Dodge Chargers?...*cough* ..."checks notes"...talent, I meant talent. That's my bad. This was played in bad weather last year and was a close game...this one won't be.
Patrick's Loser...South Florida by 24
Texas at Michigan
The Lone Star State Biting Stripper Monkeys leave the confines of The Cheetah and travel to the Big House to take on Coach Crier and the Fighting Hugh Jackmans. Looks like Old Tex bought enough Walleye Gibblers to keep Johnny Walker throwing passes for them again this year. Coach Crier is in his first year taking over for Jake from State Farm...I think they are over-hyped based off their natty. I also think they are about as good as Billy Madison in a spelling contest....not very...
Patrick's Loser...Michigan by 1
Other Games:
-Spiked Piggies become BBQ lunch for Red Sashes. AU Food Take Clan can argue over which sauce to use. ( Ben will use bleu cheese...)
Patrick's Loser...Arkansas by 6
-Commonwealth Kitty Kats host Palmetto State Chickens. Chickens should have stayed in their coop.
Patrick's Loser...South Carolina by 10
-Joey Freshwater and his Rebel Black Bear Sharks bully the Fighting Peter Bradys just like Buddy Hinton did.
Patrick's Loser...Middle Tenn by 24
-The Bluetick Coonhounds come down off Rocky Top to open a can on some Stray Dogs.
Patrick's Loser...NC State by 13
That is all for this week. Have a great game-day! Don't forget to hit the HOME button up there to pick up your Barner gear and apparel. GIve @BarnerSupply a follow on 𝕏 to keep up to date with the latest trends for the discerning Barner. - Patrick Long
Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on 𝕏 @gameday_south where he post more of his awesome thoughts! #WDE
