Mercer at Auburn
Cyrus the Virus and his East Alabama Felines welcome the Fighting Winnie the Poohs from the Hundred Acre Wood to the Olains today. With the Felines in search of a new permanent Head Coach, Cyrus is making his case by turning the Duece loose at QB today. Let's see if he looks better than his lone appearance earlier in the year, when he looked about as bad as Bruce Jenner in size 14 stilettos. I hope the defense is prepared as well because there is more scoring going on in Macon than an early 90s Saturday After Dark Skinemax movie. Let's hope both sides of the ball take a step in the right direction heading into Iron Bowl week. I think we do. Barn Baby Barn!
Patrick's Loser...Mercer by 17
Eastern Illinois at Alabama
Boss Hogg and his Fat Pink Plaid Pachyderms welcome the Mountain Lions from just West of Paris....Illinois, to the Boar's Nest today. I did not even know this school existed. Nice of the Pachyderms to take cupcake week at face value. @barner_burner...time of cake? These Mountain Kitty Kats got curb stomped by mighty Lindenwood by 30 last week. Boss Hogg could have just scrimmaged the cheerleaders and been better off. And no, Lassie Wannabes....the Pachyderms have girl cheerleaders too. This was a waste of a Saturday.
Patrick's Loser....Eastern Illinois by 50
Missouri at Oklahoma
Lewis Skolnick takes his Show Me Kats on the road to where the "wind comes sweeping down the plain" to face Skeletor and his Covered Wagons. Covered Wagons pulled the upset last week in the West Alabama trailer park. They will now circle the Wagons to defend their home turf. Lewis Skolnick and his Kays find themselves ranked again because there are about 50 teams that seem to shuffle through that 20-25 range each month. I think they are about as real as a Kardashian's lips. I think in true Tri Lamb fashion....Lewis has trouble scoring in this one. M...I...Nerd!
Patrick's Loser...Missouri by 11
Tennessee at Florida
The McDowells' Lettuce Washer takes his Bluetick Coonhounds down off Rocky Top and heads to Cafe Risqué to take on the local Giant Water Lizards. The Water Lizards have some talent, but the Coonhounds have a leader who may be on fries or maybe Assistant Manager by next year...and that's when the big bucks start rolling in. He could drink a Mick Shake on the sidelines while coaching this one. Close at half, but the Water Lizards run out of gas and end up as an inlay in Crocodile Dundee's new jacket.
Patrick's Loser...Florida by 9
Other Games:
-Blackbeard and his Poisonous Seeds quote the Cable Guy...Red Knight's going down....down, down, down.
Patrick's Loser...Rutgers by 40
-Tackleberry, the Lassie Wannabes, and their Blue Oyster Bar Chippendale Cheerleaders all beat up on the Magic City Bullpups.
Patrick's Loser...Samford by 52
-Windy Ibises have their Thanksgiving Turkey early.
Patrick's Loser...Virginia Tech by 16
-Trojans and Ducks?....Last time I saw that Howard was putting the moves on Beverly. This time, the Duck wins.
Patrick's Loser...USC by 6
-Biting Stripper Monkeys have BBQ for an afternoon snack.
Patrick's Loser...Arkansas by 8
-Hooters can't swim in Saint Patty's Day Tsunami.
Patrick's Loser...Temple by 17
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Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on 𝕏 @gameday_south, where he posts more of his awesome thoughts #WDE
