Idle at Auburn
Cyrus the Virus and his East Alabama Felines are home licking their wounds this week and trying to decide who to start at QB next week. With the points they gave up on D, they better be gameplanning that. The Defense was worse than a Nick Martinelli country song. Cyrus gets a dub this week.
Patrick's Loser...Idle by 1
Oklahoma at Alabama
Boss Hogg and his Fat Pink Plaid Pachyderms welcome Skeletor and his Covered Wagons to the Boar's Nest today. This Covered Wagon team must be eating Lucky Charms with a Four Leafed Clover jammed up their..a...nose. They have seemed to find a way to win a lot of their close games. Meanwhile, this Pachyderm team has been lights out since laying an egg against Chief Osceola's Friends of the Feather in the opener. The QB play has been as good as Booger in a belching contest. Just remember....Ogre was the favorite going into that contest. Upset at the Boar's Nest?.... I think so.
Patrick's Loser...Alabama by 2
South Carolina at Texas A&M
The Used Car Salesman takes his Palmetto State Chickens to the Blue Oyster Bar for not-so-happy hour today. They will face Tackleberry and his Lassie Wannabes. These Palmetto State Chickens have been about as good as a one-year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club. And in football...that's not the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. Sorry, Eddie. With all the scoring the Lassie Wannabes will be doing, the Chippendale Cheerleaders will be cheering a lot today. I haven't seen that many balls since I went to a Globogym Purple Cobra practice. Seriously, though, this Lassie offense passes the ball around more than baby oil at a Diddy party. As inconsistent as the Chickens have been, I'm not sure what product we will see. But I have a guess...
Patrick's Loser...South Carolina by 16
Texas at Georgia
The Lone Star State Biting Stripper Monkeys leave the Cheetah today and head betwixt the shrubs to face the Bowl Cut Liar and his Peach State Leg Humpers. I think "23andMe" comes out hot, and the Leg Humpers stumble early. Role reversal in the 2nd half, which is par for the course with these Leg Humpers. Bowl Cut makes more adjustments at half than there are lights on the Griswolds' house. Special teams wins this one.
Patrick's Loser...Texas by 4
Other Games:
-Pope's Pupils skin the Three Rivers Kitties.
Patrick's Loser...Pitt by 17
-Kids from Calumet steal Windy City Smart Kids' pocket protectors.
Patrick's Loser...Northwestern by 10
-Woodland Weasels choke on Inferior Corn.
Patrick's Loser...Wisconsin by 12
-The Fighting Sandra Bullocks take on ....seriously, what the hell is a Bearcat?
Patrick's Loser...Arizona by 6
-Double Dribble U already sold their soul...Sapphire Satans in an upset.
Patrick's Loser...Virginia by 3
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Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on 𝕏 @gameday_south, where he posts more of his awesome thoughts #WDE
