Chief Osceola and his Friends of the Feather welcome Boss Hogg and his Fat Red Pachyderms to the Happy Hunting Ground today. Year 2 of the Boss Hogg experiment, and this Red Algae Bloom Wave offense has more question marks than the Riddler's bodysuit. With inexperience at QB, will the Pachyderms lean on the run game? Is this defense going to be a typical nasty Pachyderm D? On the other side...can Punxsutawney Gus dial up some old magic against the Pachyderms? With some good portal pieces, the Criminoles will be much improved. Look for Gus to be in his bag. Upset week 1? Tommy Likey!
Patrick's Loser...Alabama by 3
Texas @ Ohio State
The Lone Star State Biting Stripper Monkeys travel to the "Purple Lucky Charm" to take on the Poisonous Seeds. The media seems to think this is a 1 versus 3 matchup. Well, just like Mama Boucher, the media is wrong again. Yeah, both teams are good and loaded with talent, but lost a combined 26 players to the MFL...the motherfu.....No, the NFL...the National Football League. Guess what...new season... 2 new QBs and 2 stout defenses. This one should be as much fun as going into Spencer's in the mall in 1987 with $20 and a sense of humor. Take the under.
Patrick's Loser...Texas by 4
Other Games:
Nothing sucks like a big orange...well, don't watch this one. Coonhounds put the squeeze on Orange Julius.
Patrick's Loser...Syracuse by 22
Crack Enhanced Kitty Kats rub a stone, get the munchies, and try to devour the Carnival Eats. Let's find out who the pretender is in this one. Break out the mustard...
Patrick's Loser...LSWho by 9
Joey Freshwater crushes cans and co-eds on White Claw Wednesday and then crushes the Peach State Black Mountain Cats today.
Patrick's Loser...Georgia State by 31
Little Gus and his Pony Expre$$ host Simba and his Pride from Commerce. ETxA&M...good education...bad at Foosball. Little Gus hangs 60 on em...
Patrick's Loser...East Texas A&M by 57
The abbreviation for this next game says....Sul Ross St. vs. UTRGV... are you kidding? Who cares?
Patrick's Loser...the 4 people in the stands.
College Football is Back!!!! Let's Ride! - Patrick
Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on 𝕏 @gameday_south, where he posts more of his awesome thoughts #WDE
