Finally....Patrick's Losers... HAS COME BACK!.....
to College Football Saturdays!
(The Appetizer Edition)
That's right fam...welcome to another year of College Football and Patrick's Losers....where even losing feels like Lane Meyer beating Roy Stalin down the K12.
We get a LITTLE taste of college football with week 0, so here is a LITTLE taste of Patrick's Losers...
NC State at Virginia
Scott Howard and the Paw Patrol invade Charlottesville today to take on Double Dribble U. The good news for the Paw Patrol is this isn't a basketball game. The bad news for the Paw Patrol is their defense is so easy to score on they may as well have their own Only Fans page. Give me the cheaters in this one.
Patrick's Loser....NC State by 13
TCU at UNC
Alphabet battle as the Dirty Feet meet the Aroused Amphibians in Dublin. Hope the Dirty Feet fans have a pint of Guinness before this one. I am about as sure of the outcome of this game as I am that Old Bill's underage side piece will be posting Tik Toks during the game.
Patrick's Loser....UNC by 4
San Jose State at USC
It's a sword fight in the Coliseum. These 2 groups are still fighting? Listen, Helen of Troy wasn't that fine. The 300 has no shot today....the Fake Horse Guys are just too good.
Patrick's Loser...San Jose (not a State) by 16
Texas Permian Basin at UTRGV
Who? This is what we get with Week 0. This game is as bad as Angel Reese at layups. I had to look these 2 teams up....and if you knew who they were...put the phone down and go touch grass. The Dirty Birds from Odessa make a run for the border, heading all the way down to Edinburg. Maybe they should have just hit up a local Taco Bell and saved themselves a long ride and an a** whoopin'. Who really cares about this one but its week 0....this is what you get.
Patrick's Loser.... The 12 family members, the Pep band and the 6 border crossers in the stands.
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Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on 𝕏 @gameday_south, where he posts more of his awesome thoughts #WDE