T'was the night before signing day and all through the Barn, the real KWat was working hard...so he could tweet a flexed arm. The Stars were hung on the Big board with care...in hopes that the Closer soon would be there. The recruits were nestled all snug in their beds ...while visions of NIL money danced in their heads. And Kenyatta in his suit and Jack Frost in his visor...had just made a call to the Yellawood miser. When in the office I heard some chatter...I refreshed my computer to see what was the matter. Away to the monitor I flew like a flash...right clicked the mouse and cleared out my cache. The caps on the table of the biggest recruit...gave us hope of him in fall camp pictures... eating the fruit. When what to my wandering mouse should see...but in state recruiting ...almost a clean sweep. And a Coach with some swag that didn't look lost...I knew in a minute, it must be Jack Frost. More rapid than Aurea these new Tigers came. And he offered, signed them and called them by name.....Now Deuce! Now Malik! Now Coleman and Henderson! On Starr! On Melendez! On Smith and Fegans! To the top of the rankings, to the '25 playoffs...now welcome home, welcome home....welcome home all! Signing Day ended...Jack Frost gave a whistle and into greatness they all flew like the down of a thistle....But I heard Coach yell as he drove out of sight.....War Damn Eagle to all...and to all a good night!!!
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