Semifinals
Orange Bowl
Notre Dame vs Penn State
Anybody see the fake tush push that Rutgers ran? I haven't seen a tush push that sneaky since Joey Freshwater was at White Claw Wednesday last week.....Anyway...
The Pope's Pupils take on Steve Urkel and his Mt Nittany Kats in the first semi. I expect an early lead by Rudy's Domers and a late comeback by Urkel's Kitties....a la Ty Webb and Danny Noonan coming back and beating Judge Smails and Dr Beeper on the back 9.
Patrick's Loser...Notre Dame by 3
Cotton Bowl
Texas vs Ohio State
So it's not quite the Cheetah but Malibu Ken and his Biting Stripper Monkeys will basically get to stay home for this matchup. Blackbeard and his Poisonous Seeds will sail the USS Midnight Cocoa Bean into Dallas for this Semifinal. I am almost out of references for the season but this one is going to be like what the Morris Brown band was doing to Atlanta A&T every year at the BET Classic...."spanking that @**, spanking that @**" ...at least until Devin Miles joined the line.
Patrick's Loser...Texas by 10
This is all well thought out and written hilariously well....too bad none of it matters because they left Auburn out of the CFP. Conspiracy....To fight against this injustice, buy a www.BarnerSupply.com hat to show your solidarity that the Auburn Tigers should always make every playoff in every sport. You should also follow @BarnerSupply on 𝕏 for the same reason....As Americans said during the revolution: " Join or Die"
Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on 𝕏 @gameday_south where he post more of his awesome thoughts #WDE
