Playoffs Round 1 cont'd...
$MU at Penn State
Little Gus and his My Little Pony Express travel to State College to face Steve Urkel and the Kats from Mt Nittany. Everyone says the My Little Pony Express doesn't belong in the playoff. Well, Lia Thomas doesn't belong in the pool with girls. Back to the game....Steve Urkel's Kats lay an egg so big and golden that it makes Willy Wonka's geese jealous.
Patrick's Loser...Penn State by 2
Clemson at Texas
The Lonestar State Biting Stripper Monkeys welcome the Crack Enhanced Kitty Kats from the Palmetto State onto the stage at the Cheetah today. After seeing his matchup, Sark spent extra time in the tanning bed this week instead of game planning. One thing that helps the Stripper Monkeys game planning on D is that the Kitties have a plethora of injuries at Running Back. I haven't seen this many injuries since Emit Fitzhume walked in to the FSB Exam room. Stripper Monkeys will pressure Sunshine into some mistakes.
Patrick's Loser...Clemson by 10
Tennessee at Ohio State
The McDowell's Lettuce Washer and his Bluetick Coonhounds make their way north to the Horseshoe to face Blackbeard and his Poisonous Seeds. Blackbeard leads the league in most offensive categories....especially colored facial hair. I think this could be the game of the day. The Coonhounds have a solid D and a powerful run game. This could end with the most mugshots at one time since the 2 Live Crew was in town. Rocky Top...Flag Planted!
Patrick's Loser...Ohio State by 6
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