New Years Day Quarterfinals
Peach Bowl
Texas vs Arizona State
Malibu Ken and the Lonestar State Biting Stripper Monkeys, leave the Cheetah for a road game in the ATL. There they will face the Satans del Sol. If the Satans del Sol have any chance of winning this one it will take a good ground game to control the clock and a few trick plays when the Stripper Monkeys least expect it. They will need to be sneakier than the Tri Lambs on a panty raid at the Pi Delta Pi house. Would love to see the upset...but the last time Satan got beat like this in the Peach State is when he lost a golden fiddle to some kid named Johnny. Same kinda @** whippin here.
Patrick's Loser...Arizona State by 12
Rose Bowl
Ohio State vs Oregon
Blackbeard sails his Poisonous Seeds west to the Rose Bowl to face off with Gordon Bombay and his Quack Attack. People in Oregon haven't been this excited since a bunch of kids found One Eyed Willie's rich stuff and saved the Goondocks. I'm sure Blackbeard has visited the local CVS to pick up a box of Midnight Cocoa Bean to freshen up the beard color. I haven't seen a beard look that fake since a 6 year old Jack Sparrow showed up at my door in late October looking for candy...Savvy? Anyway...I see this rematch going the way of the Poisonous Seeds. The dismantling of the Coonhounds should give them confidence headed into this game and i.think they continue to play well. Ducks fly together.....too bad its back home.
Patrick's Loser...Oregon by 4
Sugar Bowl
Georgia vs Notre Dame
Larry the Dr Pepper Guy and his Peach State Leg Humpers invade the French Quarter to take on the Pope's Pupils. Chief Osceola and the Friends of the Feather are protesting letting the Leg Humpers in this playoff game without their starting QB. Will the Leg Humpers try and pound the rock? The Pope's Pupils defense has been as smothering as chloroform lately. I sure hope neither kicker has the Ray Finkle's....."Laces Out". Me sitting here wondering how either team scores more than 17 points lets me know that there will be more scoring than a game of Galaga with a double fighter during the challenging stage...more scoring than an WNBA All Star game...more scoring than a Cinemax After Dark movie. Rudy's Domers find a way.
Patrick's Loser...Georgia by 3
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