Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages....Barner Supply proudly brings to you...another season of .......Patrick's Loserrrrrssss!!!! And if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya...SUC....wait, no, that's not it. This is it......BARN HARD!!!!
Friday Night Lights Edition
Auburn @ Baylor
Jack Frost and his Stormtroopered East Alabama Felines march into Waco tonight to face the local Honeypot Lickers. It's a put-up or shut up season on the Plains. And let's face it, the biggest question going into the season is the same question we have had for a while. QB....Has Jack Frost hitched his ice wagon to another anvil that will sink our chances? Can the OL pass block their own shadow? Which Coach will call which play on which down for which QB? Will we have hope after Labor Day? Or how about hope all the way to October? The last few seasons, our hope has lasted about as long as a pie left out on the counter in Jason Biggs' kitchen. It's been about as bad as an @benmcaliley Hot Food Take. Most of you know how bad that is. This game has nothing to do with the Honeypot Lickers and everything to do with how the Felines perform. Let's go full on Lou Brown this season ...and win the whole f****** thing. It's a bad day to be a cold beer. War Damn!
Patrick's Loser...Baylor by 10
Also tonight ...but who cares...
Georgia Tech @ Colorado
The Vasity's Nerd Bees invade the Rockies to take on Amazon Prime and his Tatanka. Prime is more concerned with TV time and his Mr T starter kit than preparing for this one. Nerd Bees swarm the Tatanka.
Patrick's Loser...Colorado by 8
See you in the morning for Saturday's Edition!
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Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on 𝕏 @gameday_south, where he posts more of his awesome thoughts #WDE
