Georgia vs Texas
Larry the Dr Pepper Guy and his Peach State Leg Humpers travel a few miles southwest to take on the Lonestar State Biting Stripper Monkeys for the SEC Championship š. Leg Humpers? Stripper Monkeys? This has all the makings of a 90s Saturday night After Dark feature film on Cinemax. Rumor has it Larry tipped his stylist at Great Clips an extra $1 for good luck. The Biting Stripper Monkeys have plenty of $1's they brought along from the Cheetah. Did Sark get out of the tanning bed long enough to put a good plan together?
I honestly think the difference is experience being there before. Leg Humpers spoil the Stripper Monkeys' spotlight dance.
Patrick's Loser...Texas by 6
Clemson vs $MU
Little Gus and his My Little Pony Express take on the Crack Enhanced Kitty Kats for the ACC Championship today. According to everything I have heard...if the My Little Pony Express loses, they are out of the playoff. Although we have also been told that playing a Championship game will not be held against anyone. I guess that means as long as it doesn't affect keeping the Fat Red Pachyderms in the playoff. Let's hope that the My Little Pony Express finds a way to win like Danny Noonan and Ty Webb finding a way to beat Judge Smails and Dr Beeper on the back 9. But I have this feeling that the Kitty Kats are going to win and backdoor their way in the CFP. That's going to suck as bad as Nick Martinelli's singing voice in Rhinestone.
Patrick's Loser...$MU by 7
Oregon vs Penn State
Gordon Bombay and his Quack Attack takes on Steve Urkel and his Mt Nittany Kats. Urkel has sent his thank you note to the Kids from Calumet for helping his Kitties back their way into this game. This one promises to be as boring as basketball practice at Hickory High. #IYKYK Urkel can't take advantage of the opportunity. He is quoted post game saying..."Did I do that?"
Patrick's Loser...Penn State by 8
Iowa State vs Arizona State
The Pink Tornado from Ames is taking on the Sun Satans. This game is to see who gets to lose in the first round of the playoffs. Both teams are about as good as Terry Griffith's original article submission for the Sun Tribune summer job contest. Glad this is the morning game...because if it was at night we would all look like Larry from Mr Shoop's Summer School class. Sun Satans find a way.
Patrick's Loser...Iowa State by 4
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Patrick is an Auburn man with a deep appreciation for Auburn Sports. Inspired by the nostalgic charm of the classic "Leonard's Losers" from his teenage years, he created "Patrick's Losers" as a modern tribute. Through this playful project, he brings back the fun of game day, engaging with all fanbases while cleverly weaving in his extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture. He can be found on š @gameday_south where he post more of his awesome thoughts #WDE
